After two weeks on mission in bavaria, to christianise the bavariasows to the FCK, here is my report:
- bavariasows converted to the FCK: 0
- whitebeer swallowed: many plus X
- sowsfeet eaten: 2
- flystitches cashed: 16
Short said, the mission to convert the bavariasows to the FCK failed. Why? With the hotel besitter I started, and said to him: "
Listen, you bavariasow. Your FCB is no good. Convert to the FCK, and I give you free tickets in the Betzemountain stadium next to Mika and ST."
But the hotel besitter said: "
Listen, you fan of the greatest football club on earth, in this sunsystem and in this universe. I would like to, but no 10 horses could pull me next to this beloved couple!"
So I said to the bavariasow: "
Bavariasow, that I verstand and can afterfullpull." There was the same problem with the other bavariasows I asked to convert. Shame on me.