The (d)english Dummbabbeling-Thread

Melissaghost.
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Here you get bekloppot.
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What does a Hoppenhomer do if he did become german master?

He turns off the playstation and opens a beer.



What does have 178 teeth and guards a monster?

Correct, my zipper.



The good thing for a man with peeing in sitting is that it is very quiet.

You sit down, hang the tool into the water and off it goes.
 
This Thread just makes me laughing till im broken
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I think this Thread is the most sensefull ever opened in this Forum.



I have much fun gehaved by reading this posts!
 
peoples, once something different:

today begins the nearly-time. do you nearly too?

i want to try but i know not if i can throughhold this.
 
horny like me till yesterday i think. this rumfiddle in the cinema was under all pig! but a gentleman don't leave details here now!
 
oh no! thx for remembering!



im so happy that all is over, but i only think of this nice girly ass-last-wednesday not the ash-wednesday.. the pill after is without hin overestimated!
 
and suddenly the monster bites, the way is free to shoot and.. and...?? HE SCORES!! HE SCOOOORES!!!!
 
For a lot of man driving a car is like having sex. The wife is sitting next to them and screams "not that fast! not that fast!"
 
What? Petting?!



Ah no, painting... Now i understand...



But what's about the ACAB angel??
 
i must tight stand, my lovely sascha, that your contributions here are often kind of sexistic...



but no worries... I was once young to



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Send him to the forrestyard-pigs, so they can have a pig-party - as long as this is possible! Because as soon as Didi stops to butter coal into the forrestyard-pigs, their fire goes out and it is ash-Wednesday for them!
 
forrestyard-pigs....hahaha, this befalls me very much.

i have laughed me a branch off.
 
Oben